PG: Hey Boromir, son of Denethor, I was thinking about moving to Nevada. What are your thoughts?
BORMOMIR: There is evil there that does not sleep. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men should you do this. It is folly.
PG: Wow. Seems a little harsh.
BORMOMIR: The world of men will fall, and all will come to darkness.
PG: Ah, so you've seen Reno 9-1-1.
BORMOMIR: There is evil there that does not sleep. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men should you do this. It is folly.
PG: Wow. Seems a little harsh.
BORMOMIR: The world of men will fall, and all will come to darkness.
PG: Ah, so you've seen Reno 9-1-1.
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