Ideas Wanted

I need to make my own line of fortune cookies. Here are a few of my ideas. I would love to hear yours.
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• You could do better.
• You tried.
• It's probably nothing.
• Look out behind you!
• You don't need this sh**.
• Better luck next time.
• Did you hear that?
• Well someone did!
• There's been a terrible mistake.
• I give this meal 3 out of 5 stars.
• Do you hear what I hear? 

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